FIRST BORN | SMART SUSAN
Ta DA! Introducing: SMART SUSAN.
We’ve taken the classic functionality of your grandmother’s Lazy Susan and brought it into the 21st century, thanks to carefully sourced, sustainable materials and joyful modern design. There’s not a single lazy thing about our Susan.
She’s a centerpiece. An organizer. An entertainer. A sustainability heroine. The patron saint of space-saving.
Journal
Thanksgiving Entertaining: Host Without Hovering
This Thanksgiving, ditch the chaos and upgrade your centerpiece game with Smart Susan—the recycled, rotating, chaos-controlling legend your table deserves. She's not your mom’s Lazy Susan—she’s made from ~2–3 lbs of recycled materials and built to serve, spin, and seriously stun. In this post, we unpack how Smart Susan holds the mustard (all three kinds), handles the mess, and earns compliments like “grandma’s, but sexy.” Plus, co-founders Kyra and Sara share their favorite Trashy traditions—think outdoor games, fire pits, and stuffing with mom. Because hosting smarter > harder. Spin on.
SMART SUSAN: Only Gourd Vibes, an Autumnal Comeback Story
Our Comeback Queen Is Spinning Into Fall Move over, pumpkin spice—there’s a new seasonal icon in town. Meet SMART SUSAN: once “lazy,” now legendary. She’s the hostess’s secret weapon, the centerpiece with swagger, and the sustainable showstopper your fall didn’t know it needed. Built from upcycled magic and designed to turn heads (and treats), she’s reclaiming her throne—and your table.
This is her comeback story. And maybe yours, too.
SMART SUSAN: Summer Color Ways
Dusky sunsets, ocean blues, zingy zinnias: is there anything more beguiling than summer colors? (We think not.)
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